i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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