Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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