Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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