have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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