just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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