is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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