When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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