Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
