as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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