Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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