Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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