we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think a kid would responsible me up
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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