I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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