just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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