go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
