I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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