The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
dude. I can hear the air.
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