I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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