my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Randomize
