dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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