So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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