So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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