Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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