oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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