forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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