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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  he wasnt completely random

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  you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont

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  i get things done.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap

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• (917): View more from New York City

  so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole

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• (916): View more from California

  If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?

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• (315): View more from New York

  Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.

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  The girl neighbor.

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• (310): View more from California

  Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK

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• (518): View more from New York

  Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I woke up under a house in Key West

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