I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Randomize
