My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
Randomize