Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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