That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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