It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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