you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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