everyone is single if you try hard enough
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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