I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
