I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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