If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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