Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
