Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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