This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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