o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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