i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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