There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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