I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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