Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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