Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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