the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
sex in a hospital.. check
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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