What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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