i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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