Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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