I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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