He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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