I'm really into asian looking animals
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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