She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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