Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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