Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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