at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
now i know why i became what i already was.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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