You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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